1989

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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker:
That's not how you say it.
My Dad:
But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker:
Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad:
You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker:
Just English
My Dad:
Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker:
Moo?
My Dad:
That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker:
*sheds white tears*